Meaning

(vulgar, slang) A penis, especially a long one..

Definitions by Sense

1. (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially a long one.
2. (vulgar, slang) To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.
3. (by extension) To beat, whack, or attack.
4. (by extension) To defeat or humiliate.

Example Sentences

And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.

Look at Sam, eight years ago, in a band, number one, awesome at Glastonbury. Then they break up. He's thirty-two, wasted. Just chasin' pussy, boning, and schlonging — lovely woman back home.

Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day.

They're deep in conversation about Agne, and come to the conclusion that they'd both quite like to schlong her.

He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.

He would talk about “schlonging this and schlonging that. ” When Reich and the other writers were working on a script for a New Year's episode Reich kept referring to "schlonging in the New Year" and using "schlong" in every other sentence.

“I watched a popular Republican woman [Jane Corwin] not only lose but get schlonged by a Democrat [Kathy Hochul] nobody ever heard of for the congressional seat, and that was because, simply, because of the Paul Ryan plan,” Trump said at the time.

Please stop insulting, trashing and schlonging your fellow candidates. That's not the Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist thing to do.

Word Forms

• schlongs
• shlong
• schlonging
• schlonged

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Use schlong when its meaning, tone and grammar fit the full sentence. A synonym is not always a direct replacement.

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